MARKET ANALYSIS
We studied 14 memes to determine the best time to tweet.
LUGG
Our Services
These are the services we pretend to offer. Trust us, they sound important.
RISK MANAGEMENT
We avoid all risks by doing absolutely nothing.
PR & MARKETING
We yell “BUY $LUGG” in X. Sometimes it works.
BUSINESS PLANNING
Our 5-year plan is “vibe and adapt.
AUDIT & REVIEWS
Our last audit was reviewed by Bob’s cat.
CONSULTING
We give unsolicited advice to strangers on X