What is LUGG?
LUGG is a meme token with absolutely no purpose — and that’s exactly the point. It’s not meant to solve problems. It is the problem.
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Our partners
We proudly collaborate with absolutely no one. Because staying “Not Listed” is part of our strategy. And let’s be honest? It’s cheaper.
Total Supply
1,000,000,000 $LUGG
Why so much?
Circulating Supply
Don’t ask how. Just trust the process. Or don’t. We won’t know.
Liquidity
0 Sol. Because that’s literally all we had. Seriously.
Vesting Schedule
None. We’re already emotionally vested.
(Also we forgot to code that part.)
We spent more time on this banner than on the whitepaper. 🧻
$LUGG in 4 Steps: Because Reading Whitepapers Is Boring
STEP 1
You buy $LUGG. Because… why not?
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We have no idea what happens at zero.
STEP 2
You slowly realize it’s truly useless.
App Store & Google Play
Before you move to Step 3, download the app.
We both know you won’t, but it feels official to say it.
STEP 3
You convince yourself it’s early. Like… really early
Audit? We thought you’d never ask.
Our smart contract has been thoroughly looked at… by us. Once. Maybe.
STEP 4
Your soul is clean. Your wallet? Not so much.
Disclaimer & Vision
We don’t know why you scrolled this far, but we appreciate it.
At LUGG, we aim to push the limits of what a meme token without a goal, roadmap, or reason to exist can truly achieve.
This isn’t just a token — it’s a movement of meaninglessness, a tribute to trying for the sake of trying.
In a world full of utilities, we chose futility.
In a sea of promises, we offer nothing — and we mean it.
We hope you become one of the blessed few who can say:
“I was here before it meant anything… and it still doesn’t.”
May LUGG help you confess your financial sins — and perhaps, paradoxically, let you win by losing.
Let’s build something absolutely pointless. Together. 💛
The LUGG Team
FAQ
Can I get rich from LUGG?
Only emotionally. Financially? That depends on your ability to turn irony into income.
Why isn’t LUGG listed on any major exchanges?
Because we proudly choose to stay “Not Listed.” It’s cheaper, funnier, and extremely on-brand.
Is this project serious or just a joke?
Yes.
How can I partner with LUGG?
Reach out to us. We’ll definitely ignore your email with professionalism and grace.
Who’s behind this project?
A few sticker characters, some caffeine, and the raw power of disappointment.